La caustica e divertente Heather accusa il suo sito di colpe che potrebbe meglio attribuire a se stessa, e annuncia che non lo aggiornerà più:
As of today, 22 April, 2002, I will no longer be updating this website, dooce.com. There are several reasons that have led me to this decision, the biggest of which is that this website has caused more damage and sorrow to my personal life than it has good.
Dramma! Pathos! Occhi arrossati! Scenate e musi lunghi! Ma “If you can’t stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen!”.