Le vere notizie sono le cose che ci capitano.
La vera mondanità sono le feste a cui andiamo.
Quindi…
ANSA, november 15 2001 4:46 pm CET
In an unprecedented move to control exponential growth, Gaspar Torriero announced today that he will undergo a rigurous 30-day dieting program in which the following food will be strictly avoided:
– dolci e zucchero (la parte facile)
– salumi e insaccati vari (dura…)
– formaggi tutti (molto dura…)
– pane a tavola (durissima…)
– fuoripasto e aperitivi (impossibile)
Mr. Torriero hopes to resume normal dietary habits in time for Christmas season.
While Mrs. Torriero politely refused a comment, Torriero Jr. declared that he is aggressively fighting against the discontinuation of Kettle Chips consumption in his house.